can you imagine being forced to go camping with your fiance and his twin daughters you just found out both existed and then having them push you into the water on a raft in the middle of the night while you're sleeping? meredith blake was not angry enough as far as i'm concerned

my ipod nano in 2010 when i pressed shuffle:

the last time i went to urgent care i checked off “excessive crying” on the symptom list and the nurse got really confused and told me that was meant for babies

sometimes you just gotta pre-game before going to trader joes

my toxic trait is my ability to convince myself i’m dying of a mysterious, incurable illness because I felt a slight pain in my left thumb

actually running over curbs is good for your car

Unfortunately the stuff I ordered online did not bring me happiness but I will be conducting the experiment three to four more times just to make sure

no one asked but I have to say I do not trust anyone whose favorite taylor swift album is 1989

spotify friends, if you see me streaming selena gomez’s 2009 album Kiss and Tell, mind your own business

“ur up early” bold of you to assume i’ve slept

Y’all even ask cauliflower if they wanna be all these things?

What can i do to make sure nothing bad ever happens to me ever again ? so far my idea is buy something

the mood for today :/