// idk why i started using ✨ in like half yuri's replies but i mean why not. he is Sparkly

i've heard some pretty terrible pick up lines. men really need to step up their game.

if anyone /ever/ tells me they'll 'make me sing', they're done.

// i imagine yuri has heard literally Every shit pick up line in the book, even the ones intended for women lol

that's true. especially when i had to fake the 'singing.'

// it's haha bad flirting til i remember how young this was happening for yuri and i fuckin want to scream and yell and punch someone

actually, just don't bring up singing to me at all. in any capacity. or else. ✨

he's right.

children? in this economy? i don't think so.

seriously though, my work is far too risky for me to be having any little ones. i like children and all, but parenthood isn't my thing.

morning, beauties. ✨

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back. what'd i miss? ✨

ah, sylvain. good to see you. ✨

// i've just fully accepted that my yuri sparkles. he is a twilight vampire

ha! wasting no time in using that charm of yours, i see. i could say the same for you, though. ✨

no, no complaints here. if you're looking for more compliments, then all i'll ask for is a little bit of your time. ✨

// guys lol