Bled through my scrubs while I was restocking our carts....hospital scrubs really came in a clutch 😭🙌🏻 thank goodness! Now to continue to explain to all my ER murses why the sudden change of wardrobe lmao 😂 (yes, they all asked nosy mfs) #nightshift #nursing

*Admitted a pt for becoming “nonresponsive” after eating a weed edible Pts son: I accidentally told my mom it was 200mg/gummy but it’s actually 400mg, is she going 2B ok? ER doc/ER nurses: 😳🤭.....yeah she’s just stone AF. #er #nightshift #nursing #ernurse #weed

People don’t understand when I have days off from work I’m not obligated to spend my free time with you, I’m tired and need peace! FUCKKKK

As a new grad, I feel like I learn so much here in the ED! 1 thing I didn’t expect 2 learn? New “implants” aka penis pearls that r placed in the penis to help w/their partners stimulation 😂😆😳 Learned that while asking WTF that bump was during a foley insertion lmao

Nothing makes me feel like a bad bitch like showing up to a work party and having my coworker hit on me cuz he did not recognize me…like bro I gave you report the other day 😂😂😂😂 but thanks! 😎

Healthcare workers that don’t believe in getting the vaccine are EMBARRASSING. End of story.

“I respect everyone’s stance on vaccines.” Nah, fuck that. If you’re a nurse and still refuse to see the facts laid out in front of you, I don’t have respect for that. In the beginning when it was brand new? I could understand apprehension. Now? Lmfao. Nah.

Riddle me this: the people that refuse to get vaccinated against Covid because they don’t trust the medical experts, but trust the medical experts to treat them for Covid when they end up in the hospital? Do I have this right?

your friends SHOULD disagree when you're in the wrong. they shouldn't agree with everything you do/say. let them correct you when you're wrong, debate your points...this isn't the mark of a false friend but one that encourages your growth instead of complacency.

PSA: If you’re calling to see what the wait time is in the ER, it’s not an emergency.

I hate this pandemic, if I wanted to waste my 30’s I would have gotten married and started a family.

Retweet if you think COVID nurses should have ALL their student debt forgiven

Can we start reminding people just because they have covid they don’t need to come to the ER? Yeah. You’re gonna feel like shit. That’s expected 😂

This weekend was just one of those work nights where after coming home I can’t help but cry. Feeling anxious and sick to my stomach, unable to fall asleep. Second guessing if I did everything right 😭 the nerves and doubts are real. I can’t stop crying

Me: Are you vaccinated for Covid? Pt: No. Me: Why not? Pt: I don’t believe in it and I was treating myself at home with vitamin D and antibiotics. Me: How did that work out for you? Pt:😔 (Admitted for hypoxia and PE) #GetVaccinatedNow

Put my first IV on a foot this morning in the ER. Pt had a pretty severe degree of Cerebral Palsy and his upper extremities were so contracted. May be simple but damn I was proud as hell!!! All my ER veteran coworkers were proud of me 🥺🥺🥺 #ER #NurseTwitter #newgrad

I absolutely LOVE my ER. It’s a sm community ER but the staff are freaking incredible. I’ve never felt more uplifted&taken care of by my peers than I do here. It makes my hard days that much better! & the constant learning without critique is awesome 🥲❤️ #newgrad #nurse #ERnurse

The CDC now recommends healthcare workers just do a line of coke since coffee breaks cut into patient care time

Whether or not you "believe "in Covid is completely irrelevant to me. It's a virus, not the fucking tooth fairy.