An uncomfortable truth: “Any crime that is punishable by a fine is basically legal for those who can afford it.”

anything i do when im drunk is ai

Iran better be careful. If Iran doesn’t surrender in 24 hours, Donald Trump is going to give them two weeks to surrender.

Any church that has this flag is not a church.

Atletico Madrid and West Ham. It’s all down to you.

The hardest part about being dumb and broke and in your 20s is realizing you’re 37.

It's time to get more aggressive about the life you want

The lies men tell to act tough in front of their girl

the gym taught me that the goal was never the body. the goal was always the discipline. the body was just proof it worked.

Just fuck around until you accidentally build an infinite money glitch that build generational wealth

'And you?' haha

Home from work, wife asked me why I’m sat in a full kit at 12 o’clock, she just doesn’t get it

Arsenal to beat Atletico then lose to Bayern in the final

In 2 years you really can be somewhere you never imagined, that’s why it is so important to keep going.

He should simply delete this the minute before the final whistle so thousands of Arsenal fans can’t quote tweet it

#Breaking: Pope is Catholic

you’ll see money that will shock you this month.

Is there anybody in Milan that can speak scouse?🙂‍↔️

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