BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK Are we even prepared for Earlsiesta?...Why are you looking at me lime that.

If you see a lost member of the Wild Wings during these confusing Short Circuit times please direct them to a member of the Guild. We can be identified by Bright Orange Robes and Jade Chicken Masks.

but what if it's so bad you have a Jimoire (Jeans Grimoire?)

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Okay um… Things are happening?

#BNNAsks: What is Snow crystalized from? What will Freeze in Snow weather? What do you think?

people keep asking how it's pronounced. caves of qud

Heh, Remember when the Wild Wings got High Filtered into the Mild Low?

The Gastronomic Conjury Guild will return. wild wings can you help us out. we need legal advice

Uh...Wild Wings Legal Team is this line still open? We may need to get the band back together? Mexico City Wild Wings

Friends, fans, and foes - I’m proud to introduce this season’s stellar BATTING LINEUP for your NEW YORK MILLENNIALS!

Legally required bare-minimum background for some very dumb propaganda I hope to make/hope that someone makes: All SC2 Wild Wings attend/are employed/are affiliated with an institution of higher learning tentatively called Bucket University. Thank you. That is all.

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Muppets Take Manhattan is the one Muppet movie on HBO Max instead of Disney+ because it takes place in the Sex and the City universe.

#BLASEBALLUPDATE: The Ohio Worms have Tasted the Infinite.

A Reminder: Betting on The First Day is Forbidden. On The First Day, we Rejoice. Then we Gamble.🩸⚾️

Worms & Crabs in extra innings thanks to a solo HR by Zagreus Zetterling. … Just really wanted an excuse to type that name.

Well well well Fall Ball eh? Better turn on the grill, the fryer, the Circle, and the Triangle because Blaseball is back! Mexico City Wild Wings

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Got the news that BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE is shutting down, Well, we had some good times, and some bad times in the Bucket. We attacked and dethroned a couple of Gods. Remember out there, Anything Will Happen!