April 18, 2023 ☐ filed taxes ☒ finished mixing new LP

Ushers at the Royals game kicking out little kids from lower bowl seats is seriously so embarrassing The stadium is 80% empty, just be happy they're here at all

"Threads" sounds like it would be from a sitcom as a copyright safe version of Twitter

The intro slide to my 6th grade powerpoint presentation on The Hunger Games

The guy controlling the volume for Usher’s mic during the halftime show: #SuperBowl

Paranoid Boeing whistleblower looking through his blinds and seeing a 737 that's poorly disguised as a florist's van parked outside his house

Aircraft squawking 1200 over USA right now

Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’ theonion.com/trump-to-victi…

The worst take I’ve ever seen. I’ve had pilots mess up the smallest thing on a preflight check list who got buried so far down the flight roster they couldn’t even sniff a helicopter. There’s no “DEI” when it comes to flying helicopters. Fuck you

Going to a job interview when you’re bald is wild like yeah I wanna work here oh and btw here’s my scalp

This is bait. The real best pen is the Pilot G-2

Calling in bald to work tomorrow

Amazing that you can be a NAVY seal veteran with 788 hours of flight time, and racists will blame a rotor blade falling off a helicopter after your death on the color of your skin.

Watching this AI video trick so many people into thinking it’s real is legitimately scary dude

When you grow up you can afford any video game you want, but you won’t have time to play it.

HR when you ask them to give you a key so you can enter the building for your job that they hired you for