Me: Como se dice blood Kaitlyn: Sangria 🍸 Ok Kaitlyn, I see where your mind is 😂😂

The world doesn't revolve around u 😂

Kaitlyn: Yoo, so cows dont produce chocolate milk. But they produce milk. So, do skinny bitches make skim milk? ....Not sure about that one pal 😂😂

"Ok, real talk. Sometimes when you eat mozzarella sticks do you feel like you're eating a chode?"

Being single for long periods of time is so dangerous. Once you realize how peaceful and secure it is you legit feel like you don’t need anyone at all. It makes relationships hard because you don’t want to put up w/ even the slightest things anymore. You’d just rather be chillin

PSA: Tonight Kaitlyn and I were leaving an event in Rochester, a woman got outta her car and tried to get our attention to talk about God. I told another girl to walk away bc that's how theyve been kidnapping girls, and the girl jumped in her car and drove off. So, stay safe!

All I really wanted for Christmas was a boyfriend but guess what...

I don't have any shitty exes (or exes in general) but I have a list

At this point I'm so tired of only talking about corona virus that I miss the good old "How's school going?" conversation 🙃 Please send help, I think I'm losing it

LETS GET IT

Who is this you ask? My amazing friend!! Alyssa Karl

I am loving my last semester with the best people in my life! 🥰

one of my biggest pet peeves is when someone gets a small peek into your life and think they automatically know who YOU really are based off such a short amount of time. the moment I feel like someone thinks they know me more than they actually do, I’m out.

Accepting friend applications for this summer because I have discovered I am one lonely bitch 😂😂💀