When ur manager wants to try to tell u how to do your job like u don't do the same thing every damn day

When someone sits at the only dirty table in the restaurant

When that super nice customer keeps asking for something and you've forgotten it like 600 times already

When you greet your table but nobody pays attention

Me trying to justify doing less side jobs while closing

How to summon me

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT COME IN THREE MINUTES BEFORE WE CLOSE

My coworkers on break like

Regular customer: "man, you're ALWAYS working" Me:

When you're clearly busy and a coworker asks for help

Credit to Sarah's Scribbles

Which is worse

Me when my manager asks me to come in on my off day

"The kids are hungry, can you bring the desserts out first?" Yes I'd like nothing more than to serve a table of tiny sugar demons now thx 😵

Can you just eat and not sit at the table for 4 hours thank u

When it's an hour till closing and a wave of people come in