New angle on guided home learning!

Nazi salutes while protecting a statue of Churchill takes some galactic level of stupidity.

Personally I don't think people should have kids unless they can accurately predict exactly how their relationship & employment prospects will fare over the next 2 decades & then map out the upcoming socio-economic impacts of political events & decisions (both global & domestic).

This is my daughters favourite video on the planet. #feelgoodfriday

Going out on a limb here but I reckon it would be easier to police social distancing for Aqua Zumba at the local leisure centre than it will be to keep Dave away from his mates when he’s seven pints deep and he’s just spent his EasyJet refund on a round of jäger bombs.. 🤷‍♀️

“The common sense of the British people is going to get us through this!” the Prime Minister said, optimistically, having just ear-marked Saturday July 4th as The Most Pissed Day Britain Will Ever Have.

Doon the caravan park at Rothesay

THEATRE THEATRE THEATRE THEATRE THEATRE THEATRE THEATRE THEATRE THEATRE THEATRE Oliver Dowden Boris Johnson #wakeup

Me to the other half, totally devoid of any recent celebrity knowledge.. ‘ Raksu? Sounds like some sort of fragrant soup’ #celebritymasterchef MasterChef UK 🍴

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Do we actually live in a country where pubs can open from 6am where people will get drunk and shout and sing but nail technicians and theatre workers can’t feed their families and people can’t play cricket??? And it rains all the f.....g time!!!

Just sat through the credits of #HamiltonFilm the scrolling names lasted around 10 mins...thats just one production. Now times the people listed by a bajillion squillion and that's the amount of people effected in the arts industry currently. #SaveTheArts

Hospitals still not letting fathers into scan appointments and restricting their capacity to be there at birth of their child because of fears around Covid. Great lads in number 10 you got pubs back in business- now how about helping pregnant women and their partners….🤨🤷‍♀️

Decent places to eat/ open in #Stratford for tomorrow?

This chef training Amar is wonderful. Patient, attentive, descriptive and not condescending. Some of them on here have been on a real ego trip. Shame I was too busy reading tweets to catch his name! #MasterChefUK #celebritymasterchef

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Tonight, Amar Latif OBE became the first ever blind contestant to enter the #MasterChefUK kitchen. And he didn't let a single challenge get in his way. 👏👏👏 See more with Celebrity MasterChef on BBC iPlayer 👉 bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00…

Still crying tears of joy hours later after Jordan North brothers Pub ‘PooGate’ story on BBC Radio 1 today. It will stay with me till my last breath. 😂 #radioone #canipooinyourtoilet?