hillary clinton tonight: “anything going on today?”

*audience cheers*

It’s a good thing he didn’t spend months attacking the judge and his family.

That would make the next part really awkward.

know who isn't a convicted felon? the email lady

I thoroughly agree. Guilty of thirty-four felonies. No acceptance of responsibility. Total contempt for the law and the legal process. Literally held in contempt ten times. Attacks on witnesses and jurors. There’s no substantial justification for not sending him to prison.

What a shame that this is the only case that has actually gone to trial. Not the brazen purloining of highly classified docs. Not the plotting to overturn a free and fair election.
However the jury lands, this is the least of the charges against Trump, and least relevant to his

Trump says Mother Teresa couldn't beat these charges! I'm pretty sure Mother Teresa never raw dogged a hooker! #TeamDl

It's weird how 1 felony can prevent you from getting a federal job, but 34 can't stop you from running for President! #TeamDl

‘Her flag her choice, your body my choice.’

- Samuel Alito.

Justice Alito’s response *clearly* demonstrates why the Supreme Court needs an enforceable code of conduct.

A THREAD.

Justice Alito has life tenure on SCOTUS & he's not obligated to follow an ethics code. Together, those things have done great damage to the Court's integrity. It's time to end life tenure & for Congress to impose mandatory ethics rules akin to what other fed'l judges must abide.

I can’t control my wife when it comes to flying a flag. However, I can control your wife when it comes to getting an abortion.

- Justice Samuel Alito

Alito: I can't control my wife. I can control your wife.

I mean…

BLACK VOTERS ONLY

If you're a Black person who's voted in more than one election, can you answer a few questions?

(For research purposes only)

I don’t know who originally came up with this, but it is spot on!

Harrison Butker: Women should be stay at home wives
NFL: Honestly we respect you so much dude whatever you say is good with us

Colin Kaepernick: Police brutality is bad and I want innocent black people to stop getting murdered
NFL: We never want to see your face again fuck you