My college batchmate, Velu Lohiya is critically ill due to Post Covid complication & is undergoing treatment at Apollo, Bengaluru. His family needs funds around 12lacs to get him the required treatment. Please help by contributing on below link- impactguru.com/fundraiser/hel…

👎 Chefkart service is a nightmare! Unpunctual cooks, last-minute cancellations, and unresponsive support. Always a new cook, never a permanent one. Issues never resolved, calls ignored. 2 years and still no improvement. Disappointed! #ChefKartFail

James bond ~ My name is Bond, James bond !! . She - I Have A Friend, Boyfriend !!

Isse bolte hain baaji palatnaa !!!

Me: coughs Teacher: with all this talking I can assume that you already know what I'm teaching

It's so hard being you isn't it? Don't miss #FriendsOnCC Mon-Fri at 8 PM!

He: this car is expensive Abhi nai le sakte. Gussa Mat Hona She: maruti nai hoon tumse, lekin yeh baat meri Esteem Ki hai. #wordplay 😸

She: Gm Me: tu apni gm *blocked

Confidence is our best accessory so Never leave home without it. It may not bring success but it gives power to face challenges. Good night!

So my landlord said "pure saal teri kai bahene yahan aati hai, agar rakshabandhan pe koi nhi aayi to flat khali kr dena".

Its shameful that Arvind Kejriwal tweets about everything but not condemning AAP goons who blocked ambulance & blocked traffic. #AAPakhand

*At McDonald's* "Ek glass paani dena" "Sir, agar usme burger, coke aur fries add karte ho to meal ho jayega. De doon?"

unki conditions hain cold, they r always questioned & told, unkey haath hain fold aur ghar hain sold, & u expect them to win GOLD..

#SakshiMalik ke gale me medal kitna "Sobha De" raha hai na !!! #HappyRakshaBandhan

"Hi! I'm Samarth. You can call me Sam." "Hi! I'm not interested. You can't call me."