Don't date someone in hopes of changing them; you cannot "design" the perfect human. You know who tried this? Dr. Frankenstein. You know what he ended up with? A fucking monster.

Kedarnath movie will make you cry. It's really heartbreaking to watch all those characters drown with your money.

Missed the first day of gym. I guess I'll have to wait till next year to start again.

There's a huge difference between "good luck" and "good luck with that".

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Friend: Bhai usne mera kaat diya Me:

One minute into the presentation

Public: *thinking that lockdown will be of 3 stages like LOTR trilogy* Modiji: *planning 8 part lockdown like Harry Potter series*

Tum chutiye the isliye woh chali gyi, smart hote to paas hoti.

CBSE Student: Affair ICSE Student: Entanglement #WillSmith

He has a point

deliveries in Indiranagar miiight be late today due to an angry gunda on the road

Can't blame Dravid, that's what Bengalore traffic can do to you.

An AMG is leading: 😁 It’s the Safety Car: 🙂

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Well.... Damn!

When somebody asks about your ex.

My favorite part of Infinity War is when Samuel Jackson remembers his mother before dying.

Now you know the real reason why voldemort died.

Apparently when your girls says "fuck those other bitches", she doesn't really want you to fuck those other bitches.