I just want all bearded men to know that I pull at least 3 beard hairs out of your mouth / gums while cleaning your teeth

The pilot just said we're going to run into some bumpy weather and all I can think about is if this is the beginning of @NBCManifest

A lil sad that I didn't hear anyone playing strawberry wine in nashville.. not even ONCE

anyone who had a tumblr account from 2010-2014 has a masters degree in social media

This patient found out that our doc is getting married soon and gave him a pair of his season tickets to any steelers game of his choice. How sweet is that

Will I ever stop going blonde in the summer and dark for fall/winter?? Haha no

My 30 minute drive to/from work felt a lot shorter since I only listened to 3 songs #AllTooWellTenMinuteVersion #RedTaylorsVersion

I think my favorite part of my life is when I get a package

Self-defense is a human right.

Kyle Rittenhouse got branded a white supremacist for protecting an Indian-owned car dealership from white, liberal arsonists who ran around screaming the n-word. Let that sink in.

Credibility is now determined by how much money and authoritarian power you garner for the state.

How’s life treating you? Me: #UFC272

I can’t believe I’m in my 20s on a Friday night & the only thing on my mind is the UFC fights tomorrow ✨✨✨✨ im not mad

Great fight. Disgusting decision. #UFC280

someone call the cops Petr Yan just got robbed in Abu Dhabi.

Current mood: #UFC285

The greatest of all time says goodbye 🏆🦁🏆 Amanda Nunes announces her retirement after defending her bantamweight title at #UFC289

The first person to pick Dustin Poirier back to his feet? khabib nurmagomedov 👏 Sportsmanship between two of the very best ever. #UFC302