John 15:13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

I’ve learned more from national treasure than all my high school history classes combined

when my mom takes the puppy to day care, my cat sits by the door and cries because his friend left 🥺

if I have half of a white claw right now it will be the start of my villain origin story

Just imagine if it had been Chris Rock telling a joke onstage and instead it was Will Smith who hit him.

Matthew: When I was younger I wanted to feel included in Twitches so I wrote a fan-fiction called “Tworlocks”

my 9.5 month pregnant sister in law this morning: I can’t believe I woke up pregnant again

“How late you gonna be there?” Is New York for I’m not coming

happy gilmore girls season ! 🍂

Watching my cat destroy the entire apartment at 7am while I just try to wake up and process another day of existence

a summary of this year: my friend group has adopted 7 cats over the last 10 months

merry christmas to the angels that couldn’t spend this one down here w us

For Christmas this year I just wanna have a beer with Nic Cage

Raising Canes is like Chick-Fil-A’s sluttier little sister, and she’s open on Sundays