Aren’t you slated to headline a speaking gig for the NRA in three days - in Houston, no less? You can do more than pray. Faith without works is dead.

This is deeply, deeply difficult to watch. You have to watch it. You have to see the consequences of inaction. This is not the first school shooting. Or the second. Or the tenth. This. Should. Not. Have. Continued. To. Fucking. Happen.

Frozen rope baby. No notes.

If u rob a container store does that count as organized crime?

My politics is whatever this is

No one talks about how Europeans actually have the worst tattoos

New Banksy?

“How late you gonna be there?” Is New York for I’m not coming

Saddest Brooklyn story For sale: Butt plug, never used

Serotonin: it’s not just a river in Egypt

Idk who needs to hear this but the love of your life is not on Brooklyn hinge standouts

Dry January: if you order more than two rounds of soda and bitters just bring a nalgene

Stop ordering soda and bitters and order bitts and bubs

I always prefer to stay in unless anyone I know is doing anything

bro farted

You think they’re showing the game at Thai Diner?

When they put me in charge of your surprise birthday party

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