you are too good for someone to be unsure about you

One time I was on a date in high school and I got pulled over and the police officer let me off with a warning but fined my date $100 because she was only 4’8” and by law was suppose to be in a booster seat and honestly I think about this a lot

small tangerines all my homies 🤝 cuties

the most unrealistic thing about New Girl is 3 men keeping an apartment clean

I love when my dogs sigh like they don’t live here rent free

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

u deserve someone that reminds u that u are not hard to love

an often forgotten casualty of COVID was the loss of costco samples

Operate from love and everything will be what it’s supposed to be

Chipotle workers that yell “it has guac” to the cashier

coffee prices are out of control

This shouldn’t have made me laugh this much

Please welcome Prince Phillip to the haunted mansion ride