Someone cuddle Sophie challenge hahahahah

Comedy is the closest manifestation of my own self esteem I’ve ever come across. Nothing like thinking that you’re smashing it and then dying on your hole to humble you. Don’t be having notions about yourself now. ✨

And what are ya up to now- comedy is it? Jesus fair play to you, I couldn’t be doing that. And tell us this now- would you write the jokes yourself and all?

And what are ya up to now- comedy is it? Jesus fair play to you, I couldn’t be doing that. And tell us this now- would you write the jokes yourself and all?

Listening to Bo Burnham’s ‘Inside’ with my 10yo (I always skip the bold ones) and as I scrambled to quickly skip over ‘Sexting’ she casually said- ‘I can’t believe that song is about that Irish ‘footballer’, whats his name?’

Johnny Sexting.

I’ve been saying I have blue eyes my whole life but I just picked out the colours and ….. hang on one bleedin second, what colour is this??!

I’ve been saying I have blue eyes my whole life but I just picked out the colours and ….. hang on one bleedin second, what colour is this??!

ROME is beautiful and everything is delicious and the weather is perfect and everyone is so nice and Hokosai’s Wave was there why does anyone live anywhere else ??

Jaysis, I had no idea I’d like being at the top of the alps so much

Two days apart in Europe ✨

It’s no coincidence that they waited til I was abroad to make that gobshite Taoiseach. It would never have happened under my watch.

She’s obviously reading the illustrated children’s edition.

24/7 babay

Happy Good Friday from the lovely bold women of Dundalk 😉

I’ve got three days in Rome coming up- (will have 10yo with me)
where MUST I go?

Art/food/entertainment/transcendental experience.

Just watched Priscilla 😳

I don’t wish ill-health on anyone obviously but I will not be shamed by a multi million pound PR team that is abysmally shit at their job. Absolute sham of an organisation. Fuck the royals

This is a long shot but can ANYONE get me into Jeff Arcuri at Liberty Hall Theatre Dublin in April? 🙏🏼

in return I’ll paint your face and tell your kids some dick jokes, aw fuck no, the other way around shit

Wow, really good call by me to do my Kate Middleton material 2 DAYS AGO 🥲

This is a long shot but can ANYONE get me into Jeff Arcuri at Liberty Hall Theatre Dublin in April? 🙏🏼

in return I’ll paint your face and tell your kids some dick jokes, aw fuck no, the other way around shit