soon ❤️

You should be allowed to play defense at bowling

Try dealing with this :/

It’s so hard to find a real website… Like just a six page website of a guy listing all the reasons why it’s good to hike in jeans. I really miss that sometimes.

Had to cut my workout short bc my shoe broke in half

My next door neighbor is vacuuming for the 4th time today. Worried

I feel so old when I have to change the default scrolling direction on a new laptop

yeah here’s an idea: a bar that plays joni mitchell until 9pm, then one hour of disco, then back to joni

My new thing is forgetting to eat and then ordering an insane amount of suspiciously cheap sushi at 3pm

Apparently all my drafts got deleted except for this

Too many songs about falling in love, not enough songs about back pain

going sarah-mode

when my friend says their jacket is reversible

once all my uncertainty about the future is resolved i’ll finally be able to relax :)

so important

My sister’s dog did not want to go outside

now, more than ever before in our nation’s history, fluoride needs defenders

I'm really hung up on the fluoride like, that's my friend

"the passwords you have entered do not match" girl give me a second. why don't u withhold ur judgment for just a moment and you might be surprised with what you get