we all are lolcows in the eyes of god

Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.

Perfectly reasonable response. I’m not sure why any university would even allow an IDF member on their campus. Why would you want your students to be antagonized by rapists and baby killers?

El Show De Truman (1998)

Michael K Williams and James Baldwin.

my kid was blowing raspberries last night at dinner and i turned to my German friend and asked “what’s the word for that in German?” and he replied “we have no word for that. it is too silly.”

the entire story of travis the chimp goes much deeper than "he snapped one day and mauled his owners friend" but that doesn't seem as interesting to you guys.

Absolutely.

i don’t think people understand how insane this is

some of you weren’t suicidal at 13 and it shows

Craving a cigarette is so funny Oh my daily dose of kill myself

a scene from the crumbling marriage of two auctioneers

(zero drinks in) do you think the shame and guilt will ever go away

White people would cut down their own god if they thought they could earn a buck off it

I wanted to run the London Marathon but training takes too long and is too hard as a pudgy 47yo woman, so I got an Uber to the finish line. It's not fair that athletic people get to gatekeep long-distance running. I'm still a Marathon runner! This is what AI 'writers' sound like