Just walked into a pub in London and they all started speaking English. Why are they forcing it down my throat?

42 years ago today, Fraggle Rock debuted. The theme song will always be a banger.

If anyone sees a VW Tiguan - number plate W8CYN - it was STOLEN yesterday from Anglesey. Lock your doors! The low lives stole car keys while my niece was home! If you see the car please contact North Wales Police. Thank you/Diolch & please RT

So my neighbour’s house was on fire. He came running out saying “please call the fire brigade!” I said of course but only if he gifted me half of his possessions. He said no, so I told him to get stuffed. Do I get a Nobel Peace prize?

Not sure how this happened but I was in The Sun today! They’re talking about my first Welsh release being predicted to be the first Welsh language number one on the iTunes Reggae chart…. Let’s hope 🙏🏽 Please presave here to help make it happen: orcd.co/dodorgalon

ONE WEEK until my first Welsh language single is out! Eeeekk!! 💖 If you’d like us to get the first Welsh language single to hit number one on the iTunes Reggae chart, presave the single here: orcd.co/dodorgalon

Donald absolutely 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 this portrait of him. You know what to do folks

Made DMC Run #LastOneLaughingUk #primevideouk

This man managed Cymru for only ten months and created something in that short time that changed our entire identity and outlook on the world. He’s still having that effect today, nearly 15 years later. Thank you, Sir. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Is anyone able to bring me an Iphone charger? I’m in the second tomb on the left just off Jerusalem Drive Keep it under your hat though as I’m supposed to be dead

If diabetes is the joke, what is the punchline? Gracie was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes at the age of 1, not through eating too many sweets or chocolate but because her body decided to attack the cells of the pancreas. Unfortunately Easter is normally a prime time for jokes

We’re deeply saddened by the passing of Mike Peters, frontman of The Alarm. Since his blood cancer diagnosis, he joined a trial at The Christie, inspiring many. Our thoughts are with his loved ones. Thank you, Mike, for your music and unshakeable hope. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

who takes a wallet with them to war. ohh we've run out of hand grenades, pop down the Spar will you Jenkins

Migrants didn’t cut the NHS. Migrants didn’t raise rents. Migrants didn’t freeze wages. Migrants didn't take your job. Migrants didn't start a banking crisis. Migrants didn't crash the economy. Billionaires did.

Good morning from an Avanti West Coast train where disabled passengers are being removed from their pre-existing seat reservations so that the cast of a TV show can sit together in one carriage. Makes you wonder if Avanti prioritise corporate bookings over disabled customers.

Hubby wanted to know what a vampire is in Welsh I didn't know so went with cont y gwaed 😁 that'll do won't it 🧛‍♂️

Always this.

Whoever drops the next bomb is Gay!

Ozzy Forever!