Real farmers v Tory propaganda

Ignorance is not bliss for everybody else…

A girl with strict parents snuck me in to her house one night. I went to the toilet and to keep the volume down on a fart I had brewing, pulled my arse cheeks apart so it would make a gentle hiss. Unfortunately it actually amplified the fart tenfold. The night ended poorly.

Door suddenly opened just as I came while wanking. Quickly switched the tab from busty porn but that just made things worse. My mother in law has now seen me cock in hand, blowing my load to a picture of Joe and Hunter Biden.

9 times out of 10 my partner refuses my advances in bed. I always quietly vow to refuse them back, on those rare times. I never do and I'm annoyed at myself while we shag.

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK Linda: I'm ready to give the performance of my life Everyone:

The iconic photo of Jerry West, which became the basis of the NBA logo. 1969

This performance remains my best till date...❤

Sam Ghali, M.D. *Immediately questions the doneness of every piece of bacon I've ever consumed*

If my husband pleasured me with the same rapid and focussed tongue-feathering technique he uses to lick envelopes I would be considerably more satisfied. As it is I am envious. Of fucking stationery.

Taking photos of nature, I saw through my camera a wasp attacking an artificial beehive, killing the bees defending it. Ran towards the hive & smacked the wasp to death. Was expecting the bees to sting me, but they took turns to gently land on my hand. Think they were thanking me

Someone did a tiny fart on a train. It was horrific. A guy decided this was the most disgusting thing and flamboyantly moved. The SMOKING HOT lady next to him sprayed perfume and I asked her if I could smell it. We ended up going home together. I was the one who farted.

A Bible-thumper with 90k followers says that Earth is flat and planets aren't real. This is your brain on religious indoctrination.

Just watched #adolescence on Netflix- absolutely loved it, was initially surprised by there being only four episodes but in retrospect it makes sense to end where they have

I once rigged the results of a charity dog show because I'd had a one night stand with the owner of one of the dogs and she was going to tell my girlfriend.

Boss of a small regional office decided that he liked the idea of everyone staying an extra 10 mins after their shifts to fill in an online form listing five things they did that day. He changed his mind very quickly after just one email from Unite the Union. Join a union.

Ten years ago, my son used Thomas the Tank stickers and put them on people's garden gates. On the local Facebook group, people were saying it was dog thieves marking houses. I never owned up, but I got a load of abuse when I said the leader of the gang was the Fat Controller.

Christian Nightmares Based on this, then I can only assume God didn't really want us eating coconuts...

One of my all-time favorite type of videos is pre-fame bands playing their extremely famous songs to a tiny room of people, because they're not yet known. A thread of some examples: Bastille playing Pompeii in what looks like someone's living room:

This Life - BBC 1996-97 Running for two series, I loved this comedy-drama series which spanned 33 episodes. Who watched and enjoyed?