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When the meerkat ads first arrived, the point was that Alexandr ran CompareTheMeerkat & was frustrated that people confused it with the unrelated CompareTheMarket. But nowadays he just straight up runs CompareTheMarket. Did I miss the ad that explained his hostile takeover?

Snails will sleep for up to three years if the weather isn't good enough.

At Starbucks, writing your name on a cup and calling it out is a symbol of our warm welcome. Starbucks welcomes you, whoever you are. #whatsyourname Find out more at stories.starbucks.com/emea/stories/2…

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I was bored.

Well, millennials finally stopped going out for avocado toast. Can everybody afford a house now?

Since 1982, Canada Post has reserved the postcode H0H 0H0 for Santa Claus.

We need more women urban planners.

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A cool thing about a same-sex romantic life partner is I can pick up her orders from the post office and call the electricity company and ppl just assume I’m her. An uncool thing is how many times I just had to assure the retail worker yes, the purchase was for my partner, not me

Now Amnesty International Australia 🕯 has weighed in, calling on Mr McCormack to "immediately withdraw his deeply offensive comments that compared the violent attacks on the US Capitol to the historic and important Black Lives Matters movement" "He must be condemned in the strongest terms"

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