The Nets made the playoffs and the Mavs did not so it's clear Dorian Finney-Smith was the real hero all along

Coco Chanel fled to Switzerland after WWII to avoid being charged for collaborations as a Nazi spy so maybe we just need to be dropping the Chanel brand entirely??

evangelical men telling jesus how they were persecuted because women started wearing yoga pants

I used to think taking God's name in vain was saying "Oh my God" when Christian Nationalism was RIGHT THERE the whole time.

Not me drinking two glasses of wine and trying to perfect my Baby Louise Cow impression from Gypsy

The Sacramento Kings are the professional version of a children’s sports movie. A ragtag group of misfits who band together and win the game 100% here for it.

CATS. Jason DeRulo is the person and everyone else is Muppets

Superhero movies make me so tired of men 😴

11:50AM Text Matt Lindner an random thought. 11:51 AM Matt tweets OBVIOUS SHIRTS® and texts Harebrained 9:00 PM THREE shirts are for sale BUY THEM ALL, CHICAGO!!!

Honestly, it is incredible to see the Heat make it to the finals by the sheer will of Jimmy Butler

Big shout-out to Germany, because the American version of this headline is “Stripper shot over toy gun”

Today I learned Rupert Mannion is Rupert Giles and I cannot believe I did not see this before!

Sports podcasts are just fan fiction for men.

Obsessed with the fact that SCOTUS spent this week screwing people and now we have to celebrate America

🇺🇸👮🏻‍♀️👨🏼‍💼👨🏽‍⚖️👩🏻‍💼🎇: “We invite you to enjoy this fireworks display as we nullify all your rights.”