story of my life

“miami not ready for us” like miami ain’t seen 4 thots in a Honda Civic

She can’t cook but she can start an argument from scratch

"I can change him" Baby girl change your oil :/

Watching Joe Burrow throw 4 INTs in Week 1

If I ever go missing and y’all put my weight on the missing poster I’m not coming back

If i ever get hit by a car ima get up and run away bc that’s mad embarrassing.

hey sorry i can’t come out tonight i need to google diseases

if a man tells a joke and it's funny i'll wait until i get home to laugh

pizza cereal

for someone who is very sensitive i do like to have an attitude and argue

Full Kohberger affidavit here: newsnationnow.com/crime/idaho-co…

Mom: Who sold our house? Me at The Weeknd's concert:

zach said it, it’s true

rude girls are ugly. i don't care how pretty you are. if your personality is ugly then you're ugly.