“I’ve had flight attendants make me cry. Not because they were mean but because my emotions are elevated, because I’m on a plane.”-Tina Mauchly

Hey Tiffany Dorrin Olsen, did we ever do that?

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 28 Feb 2010 (via Twi Age 🥳).

“I wonder if I spray painted my face gold if it would be gold...it’s not even real gold because gold comes out of the ground, the earth makes it.”-Tina Mauchly

Soon, Tiffany Dorrin Olsen. Soon.

Hopefully Tiffany Dorrin Olsen and I have retained our lock picking skills after all these years.

Check out the new Antoine Bradford single "How Many Times" distributed by DistroKid and live on Spotify! open.spotify.com/album/0k9doMiE…

“It’s the same time inside as it is outside.”-3yo nephew He’s not wrong...

Keeping in mind what a dumpster fire this year has been, how early is too early for me to start watching Hallmark Christmas movies?

Once again I find myself wondering why Gwen Stefani hasn’t ever released a workout dvd. This really was the perfect year to do one. Come on Gwen, you still have time.

I hate when people spell my name wrong.

Still true 8 years later, right sarah gifford?

Genius.

And the best thing I’ve done so far this year is rewatch The West Wing.

I know what I want for my birthday.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 28 Feb 2010 (via Twi Age 🥳).

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“I told him my ring size was 5 but what if my finger was having a skinny day?” Tina Mauchly