what’s the opposite of the zoomies. that’s what i have

women will tell you the most traumatic life-altering story you’ve ever heard in your life and then be like “isn’t that funny?”

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

I’m enchanted to announce my next tour: Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour, a journey through the musical eras of my career (past & present!) The first leg of the tour will be in stadiums across the US, with international dates to be announced as soon as we can! verifiedfan.ticketmaster.com/TaylorSwiftTix

omg so sad 😢😢😢😢💔💔💔💔don’t register for presale guys !!!!

unfortunately money can and does buy me happiness every single day

“you can’t live in fear” uhh yes I can. been doing it since I was 11

My value add: saying “thanks guys” at the end of a call after not speaking the entire meeting

day 2 of thanksgiving

in an era. not gonna say which one

I’m doing dry January, so I’ll have the Sauvignon Blanc

every day i wake up 🥱 talk to my girls 👯‍♀️ laugh and gossip 😝 reveal something so disturbing about my worldview 😦 order lunch ❤️

when I answer 3 emails

Unmuting myself to say “thank you!”after a 1.5 hour meeting I didn’t contribute anything to

meal prep for the girlies

Life is so beautiful and precious after two cocktails & an appetizer