Apparently at WH Smith station bookshop at Milton Keynes Central ... Fine work, people. Fine work.

This is the table display of Boris Johnson’s memoir at the Cheltenham Literature Festival tonight. Waterstones staff keep cleaning it up. But then festival goers keep doing it again! ⁦Cheltenham Festivals⁩

BREAKING: In a stunningly senile and incoherent moment, Donald Trump is talking about how Democrats want to ban cows and windows in buildings. This is deeply unserious stuff. Retweet to make sure every American sees this and knows Trump isn’t well.

Look, if you make less than $400K a year, Kamala Harris is not going to raise your taxes. Period. And if you make more than $400K… Congratulations! You're doing great. And you can afford to pitch in a bit more for the public good.

One year ago, this 1/4 acre was just an area of mown grass. I then took the topsoil off, formed some banks, made a wildlife pond, sowed the area with wildflowers & planted many native trees & shrubs. When I visited this week to carry out the first hay cut, it’s apparent that the

kira 👾 Stranger interrupts fight with a lesson on respect 👏👏

Tracing shadows, art technique

As live performances go, this is the culchie equivalent of Queen at Live Aid 👌🏻 x.com/PMFA_No1/statu…

This is the real value of football. Applause in the fourth minute of Blackpool v Barnsley for Steve Bruce’s grandson. Universally observed including the referee who stopped the game to allow it and also joined in the applause himself. 👏🙏👏🙏👏 🧡

Obama: When I was president, I had been talking to scientists for a while so during my last year in office, we put together a pandemic playbook for how to deal with the eventuality of a pandemic.. When Trump came in, we gave over this playbook and he threw it out. I want to be

Two years ago today the lettuce won.

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He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom. He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

UK: We voted for Brexit, Boris Johnson, and Mrs Brown’s Boys. Surely there’s no one else as stupid as us! America: Hold my beer.

Yesterday mid-day, the Harris Campaign was euphoric, as early intel was great. Nancy Pelosi assured us we had the votes to take the House. Cory Booker said he believed the race would be called for Harris by the end of the night. Charlie Kirk and Stephen Miller were publicly

The older I become, the more uneasy I get about Children in Need. Disabled kids shouldn’t be relying on a once a year pity party to gain access to services or live the life they deserve. Surely we’re past the point of disability being seen as either tragic or inspirational 🤷‍♂️

Vamos, Rafa Nadal!   As you get ready to graduate from tennis, I’ve got a few things to share before I maybe get emotional.   Let’s start with the obvious: you beat me—a lot. More than I managed to beat you. You challenged me in ways no one else could. On clay, it felt like I

Trump says RFK Jr will “investigate” the link between vaccines and autisms as “somebody needs to find out.” We’ve ALREADY FOUND OUT - >600,000 kids in Denmark - >90,000 in the US - >1.2m kids worldwide NO LINK. How many more of these does he want us to do?