Overheard on the tee box "I knew this was a classy event so I wore my black jeans" SWEET!

"I always hit 2 balls off the tee box here - you never know when one is going to get stolen"

"They call me the weather man, and it looks like you have a 26% chance of getting wet today"

"Honey I was going to order a MGD, but after seeing you I'm thinking some fresh milk is the way to go" Siiiiiiiick!

"Bob look! She's got the big cans! Oh and she is selling big beers too..."

​"Just don't let the balls hit you in the face. People get wild." Thanks for the advice...

"Big sunglasses are a man's 'I'm sorry for hitting you' gift - The beauty is you buy them once and she can reuse them everytime"

The superintendent is in the parking lot cutting his calluses with a swiss army knife while talking about Justin Bieber

"The Coors Lights are cold - I can tell cause the mountains are blue - you look cold too judging by your mountain peaks"

"Sorry for almost hitting you honey but as soon as I saw you come around the corner all I could think was - I want to hit that!"

"Boy am I glad to see you! It's Fathers day and I need someone to make me a Father!"

The Marshall just asked a foursome to please put their wifebeaters back on - classy bunch today!

"You buy the beer and I'll take care of the tip... Get it? JUST the tip"

Just ghostrided the Bev Cart!

The beauty of your course being right next to a busy road... You never know when a bus will pull up and 10 streakers will run accross #15

Golfer: "wanna do a line with us?" Me: "awww - trying to quit - thanks though!"

"Hey baby - do your toes curl up or down?"

"Please tell me those are real?" Excuse me? "Your eyes - I was talking about your eyes."

Golfer: "Will you be on the back later?" His Friend: "Oh... I'll have her on her back later!"

It takes balls to golf... How do you hold yours? http://bit.ly/dQiRk9