That was great, I hope they aren’t mean to her @MarianKeyes x

Eye roll forever!

Festive GIVEAWAY! ~ RT & sign up to my newsletter: hachette.co.uk/contributor/wi… by Dec 10th. I’ll give away TWO signed & dedicated special edition hardbacks (sprayed edges, I’ll let you choose) PLUS a surprise bonus prize. Open: worldwide. Winner announced: Dec 11th. Good luck!

Christmas Rapping but not The Spice Girls version, never that one. #ChristmasSongs

800 words on the scarf post match.

Very much here for Daniel Sturridge’s cosy grey coat and scarf combo tonight. #LFC #FULLIV

Ask me any footballer and I'll give him a James Milner degree of separation number

I seem to be alone in thinking #Oppenheimer was a bit shit (and far too long!) #BAFTAs

I mean, I largely DGAF about this nonsense, but that photo looks like a poorly Princess of Wales out with her mum. You know in that part of recovery when you aren’t well but just have to get out of the house. She’s had an op, she’s probably on steroids, this is how that looks.

I don't want lower taxes. I want hospital beds. Trains that run on time. Kids who aren't too hungry to learn. Libraries in every town. Rivers that don't run with slurry. Local councils not forced into bankruptcy. Politicians who don't venally line their own pockets.

I am 100% here for fan protests against prices going up. Flags don’t sing and shout, they’re there because the fans bring them and if the fans get priced out then there will be no flags anyway. #uptheReds #YNWA

THE CHAMBER giveaway. RT & Follow by May 1st. I’ll give away TWO signed & dedicated proof copies. Open: worldwide. Winners announced: May 2nd. 🤿 Good luck

In a spectacular piece of timing I’m going to finish The Seven Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle tonight just in time for The Chamber by Will Dean tomorrow.

One for the oh fuck off football list this week. Gareth Roberts Paul Cope The Late Challenge Podcast

The Liverpool part.

The most devastating news for everyone who loved Diogo Jota, especially his new wife and little children.

Wasn’t Legs & Co a strange thing now you come to think about it? #TOTP