Sorry I couldn’t make it. Praying for you desmoinesregister.com/story/news/pol…

Sucks that you have to work and can’t just ride around the state eating gas station food all day. Sorry man

✅ Guy who throws trans kids under the bus to get elected

Have you tired breakfast pizza?

Someone told me today I’m the Democrat Trump. No principles, no core—just ambition in a Patagonia vest. Honestly? I’m flattered. Power’s power. 🇺🇸

And kids sports!!!!! Wut …wait

Just a quick jaunt from my $3 million okoboji house

What would I do about it, you ask? NOTHING!!! Have another slice of breakfast pizza and have a great weekend

Unfortunate indeed that you people don’t fall in line and stop it with these primaries !!!!

“Daddy…pretty please” usually works for me.

Our rivers should be as swimmable as daddy’s money

If you’re rich like me, you could just pay for Saturday morning show on conservative WHO radio like I do. Sorry you’re not rich Jenn

Sometimes I hate myself

Nothing else happened today guys. Like nothing anywhere in the country that is important or troubling. So I do what leaders do…I post nonsense about what looks like bird shit but tastes really good. Happy hump day everybody!!!!

That’s what I’m here for!!!!! semafor.com/article/09/05/…

I’m scared

Sorry I couldn’t make it guys. Breakfast pizza to eat

Do you want a job? Love your style

I know I’ve been quiet on here lately and I know you think you know why…. and you’re right…. I haven’t eaten any good gas station food lately

I’m going to take a nap now. You have no idea how hard these mental gymnastics have been. What a weekend folks