I just wanna be able to say: wow I love all the movies I was in

Aaaand we’re just gonna let this happen….

My best feature??? Uhhhh. I really like my ankles?

There’s really nothing like bare ass touching a cold toilet seat in the middle of the night

A New York 2, Boston 5, Philly 10 👍🏻

It takes a lot of self-awareness to say to yourself “yeah that’s obnoxious” and deleting before posting A quality I don’t have 🥲

What do you get someone who gets everything they want for free @stef_andersonn

Still 20 followers strong ✊🏼

Last night took an L But tonight i- Took an L

2000s babies will never know

This is the kind of news I prefer

Easy, Shrek

Is a sweatshirt a jacket

I bet my sister sees all my tweets and doesn’t even like them

My toxic trait is thinking every major purchase I make will eventually get reimbursed from birthday money

*save draft* This bitch will never see the light of day

Read the rainbow.

The minute I #### ### it’s over for you bitches (gold star if you can guess what # is)