Sancho Bandito (@sanchobandito) 's Twitter Profile
Sancho Bandito

@sanchobandito

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calendar_today24-07-2012 03:45:09

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jo (@whatsjo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

me, as a child: *walks into the kitchen covered in my own blood holding a rabbit I fought from a hawk* my mom, on the phone: *mouthing* Iโ€™m on the phone

em!! ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ (@realemilyattack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Iโ€™m locked out of my dogs Facebook account that i created in 2010 and they wonโ€™t let me back in unless I send over a copy of his drivers license

Andrew Nadeau (@theandrewnadeau) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.

TravelKS (@travelks) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Emma G. Fitzsimmons Thanks for unleashing Kansas Twitter upon the world! Truth is, we have a brand, and itโ€™s inspired by our state motto, โ€œAd astra per aspera,โ€ or โ€˜To the stars through difficulties.โ€™ Kansans live and breathe this every day, so thanks for the opportunity to share it. #ToTheStarsKS

Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Welcome to ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ช ๐—ง๐—ช๐—œ๐—ง๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ When you receive ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ ๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ž๐—˜๐—ฆ you will earn ๐Ÿญ ๐— ๐—จ๐—ฆ๐—ž ๐—•๐—จ๐—–๐—ž. When you earn ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿต ๐— ๐—จ๐—ฆ๐—ž ๐—•๐—จ๐—–๐—ž๐—ฆ you can say ๐—” ๐—ฆ๐—Ÿ๐—จ๐—ฅ

The Kansas City Star (@kcstar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In just their second year of existence, KC Current have become the first team in National Womenโ€™s Soccer League history to go from last place to competing in the championship game in a year. Ahead of their game vs. Portland Thorns FC at 7 p.m., we took a look at how the Current got here. #TealRising ๐Ÿงต

In just their second year of existence, <a href="/thekccurrent/">KC Current</a> have become the first team in <a href="/NWSL/">National Womenโ€™s Soccer League</a> history to go from last place to competing in the championship game in a year. 

Ahead of their game vs. <a href="/ThornsFC/">Portland Thorns FC</a> at 7 p.m., we took a look at how the Current got here. #TealRising ๐Ÿงต
Mayor Q (@quintonlucaskc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I have made calls this morning to winning candidates on the left and right in Missouri and Kansas. My message is simple. I look forward to working with anyone who is working to make Kansas City and our nation better by uplifting all our communities. I hope all join us in doing so

Toppy Eton (@toppyeton) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Iโ€™m Toppy Eton. l create intertextual 2D artworks - from the meme cinematic universe to the pixel plain. toppyeton.art/peach ๐ŸŒท

Iโ€™m Toppy Eton. l create intertextual 2D artworks - from the meme cinematic universe to the pixel plain. toppyeton.art/peach ๐ŸŒท
KSHB 41 News (@kshb41) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: Kansas City Royals owner John Sherman announces team is planning to leave Kauffman Stadium and start exploration for a final location for a $2 billion stadium and entertainment district. kshb.com/sports/royals-โ€ฆ

Mathcastles (@mathcastles) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Many fun outputs during tonight's first course even (composition by @9neonlines) Doomsday on the timeline, meanwhile, Terraforms collectors learning to code via p5.js in our course. Feels good

Many fun outputs during tonight's first course even (composition by @9neonlines)

Doomsday on the timeline, meanwhile,

Terraforms collectors learning to code via p5.js in our course. Feels good
Vault 69 Boy (@aka_fatman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

At the Ministry of Forbidden Jokes, I am led past a door marked 'Updog'. I say nothing. Behind a one-way mirror my handler nods, impressed.