In case you’ve never read this story, it’s worth your time.

One of the greatest moments in Mets history. x.com/metsrewind/sta…

“Just a little guy” is gender neutral

how can he defend JK Rowling when the siberian railroad is trans

If we want to raise the money to buy twitter back and put it in the hands of the people, we’re going to have to put on the greatest talent show this town’s ever seen

We used to be good and people forget that.

The worst part of being nonbinary is not getting to shout anything during Hey Ya

Hand feeding garbage to my roomba when its battery is low

I say "will do" a lot for someone who don't do

All time favorite video 😭😭

we just clapped an asteroid, humans-1 dinosaurs -0

We told you the end of the world would be fucking stupid, and here we are. Whoopity do. Please remember to eat arbys

The subsequent scenes in Fed Square 😳💚💛 #Socceroos #GiveIt100 #FIFAWorldCup

went to gino's in bay ridge last night, it was packed... there was the table of 12~ where 1 lady pulled out a giant wad of cash to pay for everyone. the dad watching hockey on his iphone the whole meal. guys wearing tight sweaters & big gold chains. hottest restaurant in nyc rn

This Phillies lineup

when you think you’re about to do a great interview with Putin

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

lost my job as a bridge troll because my riddles were “weirdly personal” and “why are your ankles like that?” isn’t a riddle