❝ … I have two dicks, ye red ass twat. ❞ He’d lean down to him, coming to face to face smile right in his face. ❝ Like I said… such a shame ya only got one.❞

❝ What’s that supposed ta mean? Ye sayin’ I don’t look tough, polka dot boy? ❞

❝ Ugh! He can close some of his eyes ya know!- not that it matters, why am I even botherin’ tellin’ ye this stuff. ❞ He crossed his arms and looked away.

You all laugh- but you won’t laugh when he fucks your mom

… they have so much in common

❝ Cats are overrated. ❞

It is a bit scary.. the implications of that.

❝ Well we will only have ta see when the day comes. I can shake on that. ❞ He’d extend his left hand to him. With a competitive glare.

O… oh.. ..

Fair enough- he pisses everyone off.

❝ Sure ya will.. ❞ He would shake his hand and held on tightly to pull him in closer so he could get right up in his face, intimidating. ❝See ya then.❞ Then he would let go. The others ring stolen and clenched in his fist.

Stealing coins from a fountain..

He fell into the fountain…

Cloaca farts are like queefs

NO-

❝ Fuck ye stupid ass lil bitch I’m gonna fuckin’ demolish ye and yer stupid ass lil face an everythin ye love ye dum ass lil hoe, cunt bitch ass wanker fucker fucking fuck. ❞

❝ Love ye. ❞

He is a thief and he likes it- he could probably steal the gold tooth off a person if he really wanted to.. And maybe he wants to..