Ive had to shout down the carriage to a woman who was obviously pregnant, obviously in distress, with the Baby on Board pin ‘DO YOU WANT A SEAT’ and no fucker moved. She had to squeeze past people to take my seat in the middle.

You know what will happen? Nothing.

Dostoevsky wrote this after nearly being executed: “When I look back at my life, I feel pain not because of suffering, but because of wasted time. I see how carelessly I lived, how often I ignored the quiet voice of my soul, how rarely I understood the value of a single moment.

A study has revealed that a woman's preferences for male facial features can change with her menstrual cycle. For instance, when she is ovulating, she tends to be attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. HOWEVER, during menstruation or menopause, she might prefer a

1. HR is not there to protect you. They are there to protect the company. 2. Document EVERYTHING. 3. Food is not a reward for hard work. 4. Do the bare minimum, or you'll get rewarded MORE work. 5. Use them sick/ vacation time. 6. Everyone is replaceable. 7. Keep them emails.

“The English worker hates the Irish worker as a competitor who lowers his standard of life. He regards himself as a part of the ruling nation & becomes a tool of the English capitalists against Ireland, thus strengthening their domination over himself". "The English worker

confront him with a .45 next time

Oh Tim Dillon how far you’ve fallen

Remember when the Panama Papers came out, revealed that all rich people in the world are part of enormous criminal network to dodge taxes and hoard stolen wealth in offshore accounts, and the journalist who reported was murdered by a car bomb, and no one was held accountable, and

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.

every single day

“The English have a fierce reputation for conquering the world.. invading loads of different countries and then getting upset when those people follow them home.” - Tommy Tiernan

Good morning

We’re in the end days people

Bowie Base. We’ve been through this already 🙄

This site is dead internet. Ive seen this exact tweet from like 5 accounts in the last day

Big Frank was a real one.

How awful, do they do shipping?

See lads...