"when I was your age I had to shag John Major to keep warm"

Come and get your black bin bags!

🚨| BBC reports that the Queen, Elizabeth II last words were “I wish that the society would finally accept that Arctic Monkeys’ Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino is an album so monumental it deserved way more”

wanna feel old? charlie from "charlie bit my finger" is now the reigning monarch of the united kingdom

She’s met her mocha 😞

.Alanis Morissette Morissette performed "You Oughta Know" with @FooFighters, Chad Smith, and Chris Chaney at last night's tribute concert for Taylor Hawkins: cos.lv/Bugo50KW2e4 #TaylorHawkinsTribute

Plenty of rolls available.

ah yes, hit arctic monkeys songs TWFEMTFF, WUOCMWYH, STWIWGOWY, YPCSFTLBYWSSAM, and IAQWITIA

Peter Kay announces his first new live stand-up tour in 12 years! Tickets go on sale 10am Saturday 12th November at peterkay.co.uk

Things I think would send a Victorian child into a coma: A thread x

I knew the Mock The Week regulars would find other telly work, but I did not expect this on Russian state TV on New year’s Eve. Watch from about 1:05 on…

Honestly one of the best Bond adverts of all time.

Stunning. No words! The #Auroraborealis Taken on #malvernhills tonight! #BBCWeatherWatcher Dave Throup

There’s a river in there somewhere Dave Throup Worcester News

Choppy conditions on the Severn in Worcester! Dave Throup