I’m so embarrassed for Timothée Chalamet

are you a toppenheimer or a barbottom

aliens real, troye a top, climate changing

Taking NyQuil always makes me feel like Lily Bart @edithsays1862

lizzo will kill again

how it feels to like mint chocolate chip ice cream

International opera sensation Christine Daaé has parted ways with her manager The Phantom (aka Opera Ghost), Billboard reports

summer can’t be over yet. i’m not done looking at men’s beautiful thighs

Just got ice cream with my friends in San Diego and they opted to get it to-go, drive home, and THEN eat it. California is such a deeply fucked up place

Me texting my boyfriend at 1 am

My bestie’s future husband just sent me his vows for approval (smart) and my only note was “if you’re going to include a bible verse, then you also have to include a frank ocean verse”

I like to play my switch in public to let people know that I’m not just hot, I’m also uncool

One good thing about the way life seems to accelerate the older you get, with meaningless days melting into cursory weeks melting into wasted years, is that it feels like your hair grows faster than it did when you were younger!

Day 533. I fear I shall never recover from Renaissance. Its sound has colored the blood that runs through my veins. Like the antidote to a snake bite, the end of my suffering can only be derived of the very venom that plagues me, aka Beyoncé please drop act mothafuckin 2

Cutting my heat tech into a crop top because a *** never gets cold

I was today years old when I learned that Ross Matthews isn’t Cher’s trans son.

Just made my bf apologize for being mean to me in my dream last night

What if instead of the United States we had a pizza party????

Who needs porn anymore? when I need visual stimulation I just skip through people’s insta stories, the targeted ads have gotten so horny