Sam Lassman Watts (@samlassman) 's Twitter Profile
Sam Lassman Watts

@samlassman

co-boss @hotmilklondon, pizza maker, low talker, stop & chatter, daddy, spurs goer and a low traffic neighbour 🤷

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linkhttp://hotmilkcafe.co.uk calendar_today27-05-2008 15:36:45

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Daddy, do you know what hunting is "yes", do you know what glory is "yes" well if Arsenal fans are glory hunters it means that they kill glory and that's why I don't like Arsenal. Brilliant sentiment from a 7 year old. #COYS #gloryglorytottenhamhotspur

Daddy, do you know what hunting is "yes", do you know what glory is "yes" well if Arsenal fans are glory hunters it means that they kill glory and that's why I don't like Arsenal. Brilliant sentiment from a 7 year old. #COYS #gloryglorytottenhamhotspur
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AI cover letters & social media posts are so bad. It's like one person is doing everyone's social accounts whilst moonlighting writing job applications.

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I can't make £1000 per year selling my kids old clothes on vinted but I can pay £1500 per month in interest on my house. It's all upside down.

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Reselling 2x tickets £45 each to #blocparty #thehives tonight due to babysitter falling through. secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/37005F85792… #friendlyfires

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someone help me out here because our Veolia | UK waste bags are about £2 each and last time we spoke to them they said they didn't do "food waste" even though with coffee grounds, eggshells, etc we'd have so much

someone help me out here because our <a href="/VeoliaUK/">Veolia | UK</a> waste bags are about £2 each and last time we spoke to them they said they didn't do "food waste" even though with coffee grounds, eggshells, etc we'd have so much
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Should have made this available to people who were alive in 1994 and a bit slower at open table than all those tiktok twonks

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At this point I closed my browser, text my mates, started planning a festival trip and made a tart with the kids. Surge pricing to pay for Noel's divorce. No thanks.

At this point I closed my browser, text my mates, started planning a festival trip and made a tart with the kids. Surge pricing to pay for Noel's divorce. No thanks.
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Just been canvased by people who want to re-open our road so they can drive to Tesco while Journeys and Places Enfield Dr bike has 15 people including kids having their bike fixed on an amazing quieter street right behind them is insane.

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As if running hospitality businesses isn't hard enough we have to deal with PRS for Music - a surcharge invoice with the words "we fully appreciate the pressures many UK businesses are going through" bollocks you do.

As if running hospitality businesses isn't hard enough we have to deal with <a href="/PRSforMusic/">PRS for Music</a> - a surcharge invoice with the words "we fully appreciate the pressures many UK businesses are going through" bollocks you do.