Daddy, do you know what hunting is "yes", do you know what glory is "yes" well if Arsenal fans are glory hunters it means that they kill glory and that's why I don't like Arsenal. Brilliant sentiment from a 7 year old. #COYS #gloryglorytottenhamhotspur

AI cover letters & social media posts are so bad. It's like one person is doing everyone's social accounts whilst moonlighting writing job applications.

I'm older than Mido.

I can't make £1000 per year selling my kids old clothes on vinted but I can pay £1500 per month in interest on my house. It's all upside down.

We are literally doing the MOT and taking the wheels off ourselves.

I've never trusted anyone with a zip up t-shirt

Reselling 2x tickets £45 each to #blocparty #thehives tonight due to babysitter falling through. secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/37005F85792… #friendlyfires

still have two tickets to bloc party and the hives at Crystal Palace available. #blocparty #thehives

someone help me out here because our Veolia | UK waste bags are about £2 each and last time we spoke to them they said they didn't do "food waste" even though with coffee grounds, eggshells, etc we'd have so much

What makes you think "you know what, I'm going to become a steeplechaser"

Should have made this available to people who were alive in 1994 and a bit slower at open table than all those tiktok twonks

Well planned by Oasis tbh so there are no arsenal fans at the shows.

Lol. Ticketmaster. Bring back queuing at hmv. #Oasis

At this point I closed my browser, text my mates, started planning a festival trip and made a tart with the kids. Surge pricing to pay for Noel's divorce. No thanks.

Arteta "I was amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed,"

I unlocked £29.50 Rush tickets for Back To The Future TodayTix UK! todaytix.com/london/shows/2…

Just been canvased by people who want to re-open our road so they can drive to Tesco while Journeys and Places Enfield Dr bike has 15 people including kids having their bike fixed on an amazing quieter street right behind them is insane.

As if running hospitality businesses isn't hard enough we have to deal with PRS for Music - a surcharge invoice with the words "we fully appreciate the pressures many UK businesses are going through" bollocks you do.