me when I sense a fake ass bitch nearby

UPS, FedEx, and Amazon

I like direct deposit

50 cent reminds me that I’m really not doing enough to people who got me fucked up!!

You don't drive off until you see that person walk into their house.

USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered

I fell in love with this sentence: “Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach.”

Are we still on for today??

God please, when I'm about to overshare. Let me start coughing

I love people who put their phone away when u start speaking to them lol

it is none of any of your business what i looked like in 2016

i could be having the worst day of my life & have a joke on standby

I don’t like sentences that start off with “you need to” cuz I don’t need to do shit actually

Bieber always been him

you need a lot of inner peace to avoid being rage baited by your mom

nothing will ruin a friendship for me faster than watching someone show up for their other friends in a way they don’t show up for me. you have the capacity, just not for our friendship? no thanks.

A man who cooks, cleans, and washes the dishes is just a functional adult, not a special being.

THAT MAN LOOKED EVERY SORRY SACK OF SHIT SPEWING ANTI-LATINO HATE IN THE EYES AND SAID “NOW WE’RE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM BITCH” I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭

Incredible Half time show Bad Bunny 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷