The best thing about being a man is the ability to explain things you don’t understand.

The way I feel about flowers is the same way men feel when the bar is at last call. All flowers are good flowers.

I got it all together, but I forgot where I put it.

How is dating not an offical sport?

My onlyfans is just me eating sugary, jam-filled doughnuts without licking my lips.

We all know at least one person who always gives the worst advice.

Sorry, the days of me letting some of y’all slide with your bullshit are gone.

I’m not laughing at people. I’m laughing at the topics. I’m losing “So called” friends daily. My heart is so not broken and this account will go on.

Reciprocated effort is absolutely everything

Out of all the things I love, I love to be left the fuck alone sometimes.

I save my fucks for the magical shit. The shit that sets my soul on fire.

i think the world would be a little bit better if men weren’t belittled for expressing their feelings and showing emotions

𝕎𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕨𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝.

Some people can leave you lost for words in the most beautiful kind of way.

Red flags are hard to see when you’ve been convinced this treatment is deserved. 🚩

I only like your tweets because I read them with a french accent.

Sunsets are like a free therapy session…with Mother Nature.

and then the weight of everything unsaid hits

[If a man landed in Oz] Glinda the Good Witch: Follow the yello... *already following the red brick road*

If you want to see a man squirm ask him who's the boss in his household when his wife is also standing there.