ironically, life becomes more peacefull when you’re not scared of confrontation or disagreement.

RIP Angelo Badalamenti. Will always be amazed that the MIDI piano roll for "Laura Palmer's Theme" is actually twin peaks.

Sometimes when I hit that zaza too hard, I’m like, yo, the internet is like invisible….

I feel like my cringe phase were ages 17-22 honestly

At this point, someone just give me their Raya referral code

Lmao I have been teach sex ed and there is this one student who is so sweet and kind, and they sat in their desk like this as I answered the class’ anonymous questions:

Are you %$!&# kidding!? Name one billionaire or corporate CEO who has been forced into skipping meals because the budget is tight.

This is a Jerry/Garry/Larry/Barry/Terry appreciation post ✨

It’s crazy that all the men in my DMs have girlfriends, I’m not looking to share!! Gimme a genuinely single man who is obsessed with me.

Y I k e s#MyTwitterAnniversary

It’s been almost 2 years since things ended with this man and I and I and STILL having dreams about him. I’ll be happy when he leaves my brain. Please.

Always hike with proper supplies and equipment. Remember, flippy floppies may lead to slippy sloppies.

“Chronically online” doesn’t just mean “online a lot,” it means your literal brain has been altered by reactionary discourse that exists online and has made you nearly incapable of rational or nuanced thought because you only think in “gotchas” for engagement.

cnn covering tucker but ignoring lemon while fox news covers lemon and ignores tucker is just 🤌chef’s kiss 🤌

situationship? you mean my one-year stand?

I went on a date where this guy called a random girl at the bar a “fat bitch” and I called him out and he spent the next 45 mins gaslighting me and telling me didn’t say that. Then told him I wasn’t having fun anymore and wanted to go home and he said I was the one with problems

Yellowjackets might be my new fave show

I honestly learned more from the brandy melville doc than the past 3 years I’ve worked in academia

the united states flag isn’t even the best flag in the united states

I put the Curb Your Enthusiasm music to the stock market falling in real time as Trump announces his tariffs. My masterpiece lmao