Shut down defense today #gobirds

I am losing my mind right now

Things flip has handed me in the last 5 minutes in the playroom: a hockey stick, my drink, a pretend slice of pizza, a drawing tablet.

NOBODY circle back with me this week. i was LYING

I’ve created a monster. Flip learned the words to the eagles fight song and he won’t stop singing it or spelling e-a-g-l-e-s

Go birds

👀👀👀

Well that sucked.

“Why did you just call me a stinky flip, you what the heck maaaannn?” - a scathing insult from my toddler

Me: checking on my son to see if he’s asleep, give him another kiss Flip: “mom I know how many tires a unicycle has.. one. And you gotta balance but some people who are good at it can go FAST”

The haters said the Patriots were frauds and couldn’t do it. They were correct. Honestly, great call by the haters.

We'd still think you're cool

Not gonna lie, this opening show for the WBC finale is pretty cool

Oh my godddddddddd

Apparently the cellphone slot in my new center console is also the perfect size for REESE'S sticks. #TheMoreYouKnow

Rise & Shine. #OpeningDay | #RepBX

Did I earn my master’s? Yes. Did I acknowledge my Kindle unlimited account in my final capstone paper? Yes.