“are you ok?” no but I’m funny

i rlly don’t like being home alone that’s when the house start acting funny.

the feminine urge to start sentences with “i think” when in actuality, i know for a fact

This the most Sundayest Saturday

Every “gifts for him” list was written by someone who last met a man in 2005 and even then it was a brief meeting.

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tom holland and zendaya are so FINE

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therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” it’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient

it’s hard to relate to euphoria because at my high school we had crazy sock day

she think she can manipulate me wit them crystals, girl u is not Thanos

O.G. Jarvis and Tony take a hike.

i want to be sooooo rich someday like even have enough to rent a 1 bedroom

ahh sorry i’d love to but i already have plans

If tiktok goes away I wonder if my body just evaporates similar to that avengers movie

Me liking every tweet about how Whitney did NOT deserve three 10s for that dance #dwts