@sam_bambs
Chaka Demus & (Richard) Briers
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calendar_today13-07-2009 22:05:05
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4 days ago
You know who really makes me cross? The lollipop lady
6 days ago
1 week ago
I like my hummus how I like my men
1 decade ago
'Breakfast please''Full English?''Hello, I would like a breakfast please'
David Byrne + Union Chapel = YES
1 year ago
If Lionel Richie converted to Islam, and opened a butcher’s shop, the headline would be ‘HALAL, IS IT MEAT YOU’RE LOOKING FOR?’
I’ll stop now (begrudgingly)
MARK LAMARR, NO! YOUR LIKES ARE PUBLIC! MAAAARK!
Mmmm, I dunno, the guys who are wrong about everything seem pretty confident this time.
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman? Unclear
George Formby is the definitive George (ukulele sold separately)
I’ve changed my mind. It’s ’call me Mister Flintstone, cos I can make your bed rock’
8 years ago
An anagram of 'London Marathon' is 'Anal Donor Month'.
Of course, I remember when it was called ‘The London Snickers’