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van Dyne

@saltyoldwasp

Just a salty old original Wasp.

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“The best drinks are Sunday night drinks as we try to hold onto the weekend while also trying to stick to our limits and buffer the upcoming Monday morning hangover.”

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“We all need a vacation, a few days somewhere warm and sunny to cast off the old skin and top up the old vitamin D.”

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“I’ll take that and raise you days of massages by hot men named Philipe, and then nights spent dancing on the beach with pina coladas.”

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“Avenger girls on tour!” “Let’s make it all terribly cliché with dancing on tables on throwing up into our handbags.”

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“This here is the place I will be staying There isn't a number You can call the pay phone Let it ring a long, long, long, long time If I don't pick up, hang up, call back, let it ring some more If I don't pick up, pick up The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a coil—“🎶🎶