They say tragedy creates great art.

Maybe I'm stuck in Web2.5, because I get crypto bearer instruments (e.g. BTC) but not faux-/instrumentally-created bearing instruments that are in-effect just representations. (No, I don't believe anyone actually 'bought' jack's first Tweet in a way that means anything).

Revenue-based financing platform Vitt emerges from stealth with $15 million pre-seed raise. Article: Dan Taylor tech.eu/brief/revenue-…

To all SaaS founders out there who want fast, non-dilutive growth, @VittFinancing is here for you (app.vitt.sh). If you don't take financial advice from random Twitterheads, slide into my DMs or Calendly (calendly.com/saketrkumar/le…) & I'm happy to answer anything! :)

I used to read Paul Graham essays (and still do!) & now he's throwing me shade. You either never meet your heroes, or spend enough time on Twitter that they indirectly @ you. ;)

BRB, changing job title on Linkedin to CTO (Chief Troll Officer).

Me 4 years ago:Reading crypto white papers & spending Sunday's in Berghain Me now: Doing Superhuman & spending Sunday night emailing with lawyers & accountants. Somewhere, I made a mistake.

Germany woke up too late for Ukraine but obviously not too late for Germany

If you're a SaaS founder & looking for cash today 👉🏾: vitt.sh. P.S. No pitch decks needed ;)

All these PMs who promise 'delightful' products have a fucking low bar for delight. Speak to me when you have Müller delight. P.S. If you create Müller-delight levels of product DM me, we're hiring.

Who or what does Linkedin think I am?

"When you say intelligent things, they sound intelligent" -- world class insights from Gagan. This is why you hire Oxford physicists.

"It is better to be lucky than good, but better to be based than lucky." I work with too many Gen Z'ers....

Odds on how long before the first set of University of Internet thinkboi Substack pieces drop? "OpenAI as the TA. YouTube as the lecturer. Google as the library. tylercowen as the Curriculum Director." I can see it already...