"He has no rizz. He has erizzile dysfunction." — 11 yo explaining the concept of rizz to me

Meissner effect or bust: Day 8.5 We made the rocks

You can’t believe how kind the British are. Every morning, a van pulls up outside your house in Coventry. A friendly man brings you a freshly-baked flatbread to eat. It’s just for you,not anyone else in your family. Every afternoon he comes back to make sure you’ve eaten it. 1/

My startup Anterior (formerly Co:Helm) ft @abdelmMD has raised $3M led by Sequoia Capital Grateful to have superstar early hires like Tahseen & Chris Lovejoy, MD believe in our vision of better healthcare for everyone Alhumdulillah✨ The scoop by George Robson: sequoiacap.com/article/partne…

Andrew Tate don't forget to strap a jet pack to your penis

This is a crazy graph

Think we're safe for now

Announcing this fundraise is something I’ve been looking forward to for a while now, but as I remember from my time in VC: fundraises don’t matter - customers do. It’s been a genuine joy to bring Vitt Treasury to life over the past few months.

Vitt has launched Vitt Treasury to help startups both diversify & earn a return on their idle cash! The one-stop cash management solution will allow UK startups to earn up to 5.07%* in annualised yields. Find out more 👇 vitt.sh/treasury-annou…

One of many recent examples of startups being hindered by the FCA being more difficult than they should be. It's received wisdom that the FCA is pro-innovation because of a sandbox from nearly a decade ago. This is no longer true - but it needs to be. We must do better.

And we're live! If you, or anyone in your network oversees compliance operations at financial institutions - we'd love to chat 😁

Someone made a flow chart of Emmett Shear’s agency stuff. It opened with “you have a problem. are you trying to solve it? [Y/N].” Ring a bell for anyone?

I'm thrilled to share that I have joined the incredible team at a16z as a Partner investing in B2B software and financial services.

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Posit: we're already running Bostrom's paperclip experiment, except the goal isn't paperclips, it's "engagement". The first macro result was political polarization and unseriousness; the second is anomie and the inability to "adult". The algorithmic feed is clearly to blame for

Always makes me laugh when Americans compare their current state of affairs to late Rome. Bro you're Constantinople / Byzantium. Britain is Rome, the fall already happened. You are the periphery state filling the power vacuum until another great power rises.

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