Video by Hardin Co. students gets 100,000 views on YouTube — bit.ly/2SMpm4D

everyone always asks where is my tractor but no one asks how is my tractor

nobody: 12 year old me: thisoneisfortheboyswiththeboomingsystemtopdownacwiththecoolingsystemwhenhecomeupintheclubhebeblazinupgotstacksondecklikehesavinupandheillherealhemightgotadealhepopbottlesandhegottherightkindofbillhecoldhedopehemightsellcokehealwaysintheairbutheneverflyco

if you catch me outside like this the next few days, mind your business

no one: 2011 wattpad fic: i was getting ready for school, putting my long brown hair into a messy bun. as i looked at my blue eyes in the mirror, my mom came in. “i sold you to pay our debts” she said. “come meet your new master.” i went downstairs and there he was...harry styles

No one: Me and Sailor Cromwell:

hey sorry i didn’t text back 3 months ago. i’ve been farming haha

veggietales characters as vegetables

me trying to kickstart my career on youtube at 13

10 year old me obsessing over pca and trying to convince my parents to let me go to school there

me driving home from work knowing i’m only going home to eat and sleep just so I can do it all over again tomorrow

love starting my day w a cold glass of ketchup

Walking to the math building at UNA from the GUC feels like

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love