Designers in startups be like:

karma’s a bitch and she’s flat as hell

In its simplest terms, the apparent demise of #USAID is the result of the world's richest man ending a program that helps millions of poor people. You don't need a Ph.D. in moral theology to see why this is an evil. You can just read Jesus's parables on the rich and the poor.

After giving Tom Brady $375 million, Fox only had $25 left to spend on a scorebug design.

I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice

thankful for gen z coworkers 🥹

“what did you get done this week?” • made moves in silence • continued to cultivate an air of mystique • plotted • schemed • grappled with the absurdity of being alive

I'm happy to announce that I can't take it anymore

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough

and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "they sang this on glee"

i really wish panera still had the lemonade that kills you

The father, the son and da Bears, amiright?

thank god people in chicago finally have an excuse to day drink

Happy new music Friday!

Sorry I would love to but I just made a bunch of rules for myself and I’m actually not allowed to do that

Everyone I know is getting engaged. Taylor Swift, that one girl from high school,

Chicago just finished a summer with the fewest murders since 1965.

it's called being an only child to older parents