i wanted to be her so bad

The gold chain has been returned. Wow.

“it’s not safe to go alone, take this”

I have been thinking a lot about melted cheese

Oldest daughters are some of the toughest men you’ll ever meet

me when i tell him idc where we go to eat and we pull up to a place i don't like:

Me rn

Fritz is still learning about personal space. But he's always near his mom Bibi and big sister Fiona!

There is nothing silly about a goose.

i just want them back

If he: -Changes his entire look for you -Travels 1,900 miles upstream to chase you -Procreates and dies -Replenishes an entire ecosystem with his carcass He's not your valentine, he's a Chinook salmon

me after saying “it is what it is”

Notice how they’re purposely not showing his hooves

i found you in this lifetime and i’ll find you in the next. consider this a warning

Hold on y’all I gotta take this